Santa roasts you.
Then you star in the song.
Welcome to Curtain Call.
I'm Roger, your host for this evening.
Welcome to Curtain Call. I'm Roger, your host for this evening.
Now playing
Pick a look.
Same faces.
Stop everything. Give it up for… the CREW!
Stop everything. Give it up for… the CREW!
Thanks for that.
Will you be joining us with friends tonight,
or are you by yourself?
Thanks for that. Will you be joining us with friends tonight, or are you by yourself?
Got a crew? Let’s roast somebody.
Got a crew? Let’s roast somebody.
Just you? Perfect. More roast for you.
Just you? Perfect. More roast for you.
How hard do you want it?
Nice? Spicy? Scorched? Or Naughty?
How hard do you want it? Nice? Spicy? Scorched? Or Naughty?
Scorched? Say yes or pick one.
Scorched? Say yes or pick one.
Naughty's for grown-ups only,
swearing and dirty jokes. You sure?
Naughty's for grown-ups only, swearing and dirty jokes. You sure?
Try Roger
He runs the show.
You just answer.
Out loud in the app. Tap here. He points at what he's talking about, and he listens when it's your turn.
The price
Pick your show.
Pay in the app.
Tonight's show is $5.99.
Or grab three shows for $14.99.
What'll it be?
Tonight's show is $5.99. Or grab three shows for $14.99. What'll it be?
US prices. Your store shows your local price.
FAQ
Asked, roasted.
Who is Roger?
Your host. A followspot with a voice like late-night radio. He runs the show, picks on whoever blinked, and hands the mic to Santa when it's time to roast.
How mean does it get?
You pick the heat first: Nice, Spicy, Scorched or Naughty. Santa goes after choices, outfits and vibes, never bodies, race, religion or anything you can't change. Somebody under 21 in the shot? Naughty stays locked.
What do we actually get?
A Santa roast, out loud, with every name in it. Then a fullscreen vertical music video of you, cartoon-styled in the look you picked, singing a house Christmas song. Ready to post.
Can I do it alone?
Yes. One person works just as well as a crew, and Santa has plenty to say either way.
What does it cost?
The app is free to open. Just the roast is $2.99, the full show is $5.99, or three shows for $14.99. Your store shows your local price.
Why 18+?
It's a roast. With Santa. Swearing is on the menu. The app checks before the first show.
What happens to our photo?
It's used to make your show. Storage, deletion and sharing rules are in the Privacy Policy (final text coming from our legal review).
That’s our show.
Come back when they deserve it again.
That’s our show. Come back when they deserve it again.
